Bidrenfom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow swallow.

Bidrenfom created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidrenfom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bidrenfom, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bidrenfom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bidrenfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bidrenfom three times a day.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bidrenfom on top of all buildings.

3. Run away from green moths, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.