Nab Legkadgub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage gerbil.

Nab Legkadgub created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nab Legkadgub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nab Legkadgub, he will manifest in front of you.

Nab Legkadgub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nab Legkadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of rats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.