Flagzengab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable dragonfly.

Flagzengab created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flagzengab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagzengab, he will turn you into a snail.

Flagzengab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flagzengab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Flagzengab loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.