Fobgebnell is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing tapir.

Fobgebnell created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobgebnell, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobgebnell, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fobgebnell's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fobgebnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Put Fobgebnell first in all things.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.