Hanvedhat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid dog.

Hanvedhat created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanvedhat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hanvedhat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hanvedhat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hanvedhat's Holy Commandments

1. Hanvedhat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.