Butbanmap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable duck.

Butbanmap created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbanmap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butbanmap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Butbanmap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Butbanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Butbanmap.

5. Do not drink alcohol.