Nargebbum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective goose.

Nargebbum created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nargebbum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nargebbum, he will turn you into a tree.

Nargebbum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nargebbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nargebbum's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Erect five copper sculptures of Nargebbum on top of important buildings.