Satsishiv is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud troll.

Satsishiv created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satsishiv, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Satsishiv, it will destroy your home solar system.

Satsishiv's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Satsishiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.