Hasxucfidparkcim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless chinchilla.

Hasxucfidparkcim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasxucfidparkcim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hasxucfidparkcim, she will come to you in dreams.

Hasxucfidparkcim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hasxucfidparkcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Fast once a month.