Cunhimyat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak alligator.

Cunhimyat created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhimyat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cunhimyat, he will destroy your home planet.

Cunhimyat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cunhimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never hurt porpoises.