Likdagarm is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast coyote.

Likdagarm created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likdagarm, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Likdagarm, he will strike you with lightening.

Likdagarm's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Likdagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed garlic to capybaras while wearing black scarves.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Worship no other gods but Likdagarm.

5. Do not eat figs.