Bugtighim Dutmutged is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying hydra.

Bugtighim Dutmutged created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugtighim Dutmutged, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugtighim Dutmutged, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bugtighim Dutmutged's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bugtighim Dutmutged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.