Jiggebveen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic elephant.

Jiggebveen created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiggebveen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jiggebveen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jiggebveen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jiggebveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jiggebveen.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help shrews in need.