Butgidrot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured bird.

Butgidrot created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Butgidrot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butgidrot, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Butgidrot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Butgidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Butgidrot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect seven lead sculptures of Butgidrot on top of important buildings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.