Farsagnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish wyrm.

Farsagnurt created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Farsagnurt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farsagnurt, she will destroy your favourite star.

Farsagnurt's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Farsagnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.