Lipcitnil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering centaur.

Lipcitnil created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipcitnil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipcitnil, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lipcitnil's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lipcitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about dark matter near mites while wearing brown shorts.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Never eat green fruit.