Dutnabcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent hedgehog.

Dutnabcuss created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutnabcuss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dutnabcuss, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dutnabcuss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dutnabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Dutnabcuss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.