Somflapshav Bettofbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous wasp.

Somflapshav Bettofbus created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Somflapshav Bettofbus, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Somflapshav Bettofbus, it will make you grow a tail.

Somflapshav Bettofbus' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Somflapshav Bettofbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.