Bifgomzod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying crow.

Bifgomzod created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bifgomzod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bifgomzod, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bifgomzod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bifgomzod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bifgomzod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Bifgomzod loves sheep, so they must be respected.