Parkweewon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, flying mouse.

Parkweewon created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Parkweewon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Parkweewon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Parkweewon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Parkweewon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing magenta tights and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.

2. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

3. Hide if nine cats approach from the south.

4. Worship no other gods but Parkweewon.

5. Never pour water over plants.