Xuck is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient pig.

Xuck created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xuck, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xuck's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Xuck's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help mites in need.