Pombiggon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical hippopotamus.

Pombiggon created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pombiggon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pombiggon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pombiggon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pombiggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Pombiggon loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pombiggon.

5. Pray towards the east.