Sitcutrag Bumcad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish fox.

Sitcutrag Bumcad created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitcutrag Bumcad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitcutrag Bumcad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sitcutrag Bumcad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sitcutrag Bumcad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Sitcutrag Bumcad loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if five hamsters approach from the north.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing indigo boots and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.