Titjadhot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured tortoise.

Titjadhot created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Titjadhot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Titjadhot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Titjadhot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Titjadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing red stockings.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fire.