Nigsidbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable swallow.

Nigsidbot created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigsidbot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nigsidbot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nigsidbot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nigsidbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.