Govdodsis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, emotional camel.

Govdodsis created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdodsis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govdodsis, she will throw large rocks at you.

Govdodsis' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Govdodsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not speak about carrots.