Fenrillsancussfidhadnutpod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident hare.

Fenrillsancussfidhadnutpod created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenrillsancussfidhadnutpod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fenrillsancussfidhadnutpod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fenrillsancussfidhadnutpod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fenrillsancussfidhadnutpod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.