Titdogbad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud scorpion.

Titdogbad created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titdogbad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Titdogbad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Titdogbad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Titdogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. You must love Titdogbad.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.