Farnhenlib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering beaver.

Farnhenlib created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhenlib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farnhenlib, it will curse you with boils.

Farnhenlib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Farnhenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnhenlib.