Vilfetstragvabfeb Yarlsatbogbamhatvedbommat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing giraffe.

Vilfetstragvabfeb Yarlsatbogbamhatvedbommat created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Vilfetstragvabfeb Yarlsatbogbamhatvedbommat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilfetstragvabfeb Yarlsatbogbamhatvedbommat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vilfetstragvabfeb Yarlsatbogbamhatvedbommat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vilfetstragvabfeb Yarlsatbogbamhatvedbommat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to moths while wearing magenta ear rings.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.