Cud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing jellyfish.

Cud created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cud, he will turn you into a worm.

Cud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to bats while wearing cyan kilts.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never look at nebulae.