Lipnabortbomnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome dragonfly.

Lipnabortbomnib created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lipnabortbomnib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipnabortbomnib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lipnabortbomnib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lipnabortbomnib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. You must love Lipnabortbomnib.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help foxes in need.