Afmumstig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise elephant.

Afmumstig created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Afmumstig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Afmumstig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Afmumstig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Afmumstig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Afmumstig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.