Flagdunrut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish dove.

Flagdunrut created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Flagdunrut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagdunrut, he will torture you forever.

Flagdunrut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flagdunrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.