Mabyartdamtonkjinmifbumfob is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing fairy.

Mabyartdamtonkjinmifbumfob created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabyartdamtonkjinmifbumfob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabyartdamtonkjinmifbumfob, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mabyartdamtonkjinmifbumfob's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mabyartdamtonkjinmifbumfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Mabyartdamtonkjinmifbumfob on top of all buildings.

5. Always wear indigo.