Zodvidbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable parrot.

Zodvidbug created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Zodvidbug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zodvidbug, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zodvidbug's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zodvidbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Put Zodvidbug first in all things.

3. Never paint your neck gray.

4. Never feed lentils to dolphins while wearing tights.

5. Never think about archaea.