Yokvedgat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful rat.

Yokvedgat created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokvedgat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yokvedgat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yokvedgat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yokvedgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands cyan.

2. Never look at planets.

3. You must pray to Yokvedgat seven times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Worship no other gods but Yokvedgat.