Saknullfen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, prudent crocodile.

Saknullfen created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saknullfen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Saknullfen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Saknullfen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Saknullfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Saknullfen loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. You must pray to Saknullfen seven times a day.