Dotsuggeb Zagweeloop Yarfuddam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak swallow.

Dotsuggeb Zagweeloop Yarfuddam created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Dotsuggeb Zagweeloop Yarfuddam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dotsuggeb Zagweeloop Yarfuddam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dotsuggeb Zagweeloop Yarfuddam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dotsuggeb Zagweeloop Yarfuddam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat bread.