Mumrawfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental gnu.

Mumrawfly created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Mumrawfly, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mumrawfly, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mumrawfly's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mumrawfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Do not cook food in pots.