Vildodwig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak badger.

Vildodwig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vildodwig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vildodwig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vildodwig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vildodwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing violet shirts.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never wear ear rings.