Rigflanbam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, proud sheep.

Rigflanbam created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigflanbam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigflanbam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rigflanbam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rigflanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed oranges to doves while wearing red shoes.

4. Always help voles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.