Gebjigfat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, generous gorilla.

Gebjigfat created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebjigfat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebjigfat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gebjigfat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gebjigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always obey Gebjigfat's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.

5. Always look after injured snakes.