Venbit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fast cat.

Venbit created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Venbit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Venbit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Venbit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Venbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Do not shave your arms.