Rulspagbug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient whale.

Rulspagbug created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulspagbug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulspagbug, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulspagbug's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rulspagbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.