Nillcetfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying scorpion.

Nillcetfud created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcetfud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nillcetfud, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nillcetfud's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nillcetfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick gulls.