Kamnegbed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, two-faced crab.

Kamnegbed created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamnegbed, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kamnegbed, it will strike you with lightening.

Kamnegbed's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Kamnegbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.