Tamgepwab Bomkenpid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, emotional wren.

Tamgepwab Bomkenpid created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgepwab Bomkenpid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamgepwab Bomkenpid, he will be very sad.

Tamgepwab Bomkenpid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tamgepwab Bomkenpid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Always obey Tamgepwab Bomkenpid's priests.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Always help dolphins in need.