Stiknutthonkom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty camel.

Stiknutthonkom created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiknutthonkom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stiknutthonkom, he will turn you into a worm.

Stiknutthonkom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Stiknutthonkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of great tits.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Retreat if six snakes approach from the north.