Mitdaphug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mitdaphug created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitdaphug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitdaphug, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mitdaphug's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mitdaphug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never think about optics.